I write sins not five page research papers
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
“BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?”
— me agreeing with someone (via du4ne
Straight haired person:Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
I bought milk chocolate instead of dark chocolate how did this lapse of judgment occur I am so ashamed of myself
alice/claudia/me last night:
- the token Diverse Progressive Females in a vagisil ad probably
- no but literally like it’s perfect: we get a close...