How is it possible to be so funny? Everything that you type deserves an award. You are only in high school and have already written iconic masterpieces such as Dong Research and its critically acclaimed sequel, Strawberry Dongs.
If this was the end of Monster’s Inc., Mike Wazowski could just show me your blog and I would fill enough canisters with laugh energy to power the world for the rest of eternity.
I consider you my first franzdom buddy. You followed me before anyone else, and you always like my posts, which is a HUGE self-esteem booster. I’m a shy person, so I was hesitant to get involved in a new fandom and have to introduce myself to new people. You helped me come out of my shell and let my true personality shine! Thanks to you, my blog is now filled with weird jokes and franzdom crack. I can’t wait to meet you in a g+ hangout and eventually snapchat with you! :D
So I don’t know much about you either, but you seem like you’re a super cool person with a great sense of humor! I can’t wait to meet you in a g+ hangout and earn a spot on the franzdom family tree! :D
"Well, do you do you do you wanna?
Well, do you do you do you wanna
Wanna message each other because I think you’re great?"
My favorite little beatnik! You are exceptionally mature for your age. I hardly know any adults, let alone youths, that read advanced literature with a passion as great as yours. I guess you could say that you move to the beat of your own drum!
You were also one of my first followers (my 15th to be precise). My first tumblr message happened to be a blog compliment from you too, so you have a special place in my heart. Acts of kindness are never forgotten!
I haven’t been following you for very long, so I don’t know much about you other than the fact that you are the testosterone of the franzdom and specialize in Neue Deutsche Welle. I’d love to get to know you better though! We could talk about Franz Ferdinand while rocking out to new wave jams or something. :)
"Oh, you know you know you know that yes I love I mean I’d love to get to know you!"
If it weren’t for your blog, I would have never discovered the franzdom and for that I am eternally grateful. You are super funny (I need to wear a life alert necklace while I’m on your blog or else I might die from your hilariousness) and you have the strongest kapranding game in all of the universe. I’m sorry your home life is so difficult, and I hope everything works out for you with college and #partyinportland because you deserve to be happy. :)
Where have you been all of my life? You are HILARIOUS and need to get your own comedy show immediately! I really appreciate you liking all of my posts too. Initially, I was uncomfortable posting things in the franzdom because I feared rejection, but you encouraged me to keep posting my weird jokes and stories. I can’t wait to meet you in a g+ hangout! :D
We could go the traditional route and sing “Happy Birthday”…
Oh my gosh, guys! Alex’s birthday is in 11 days. What are we going to do?